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Okaee, Seriously. the video is taking like an hour to upload.. Its killing my eyes..

Alryte.. Since i gt nothing better to do so im going to post about wad i did yesterday. Which is on saturday..

The whole morning was dull and boring until 3pm when my senior, Ibrahim called me up and ask me out.. So i told them to meet me at ITE simei cuz i got something on over there. Waited for them 3 hours to be exact !! pehh boring. Just sit there dn't know what to do..!!.. 3 freaking hours you knoee !!.. Then after that Ibrahim,Jimmy,Kumar and Suzie came. Then we took bus from there to BUGIS.. From there, We went to eat then Jimmy bought ciggarettes cuz hes 19 already mahh.. For ur info im the youngest there. soo yarr. Basically i got bullied all the way through. I remembered it ws fun though .. I walked to places ive never been before. Beside shaw tower and i dn't knoe how bt we ended up at this deserted shopping mall.. Blablablablabla.. Ader problem at esplanade near raffles place MRT in this underground tunnel !!!.. Then head home..

Time check, Reached home exactly at 12am ... STILL THE VIDEO HAVEN'T BEEN UPLOADED YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

Haish,, On the 29 of may was a sad day for me.. Went to ITE balestier for the BLAZE camp briefing. It was fun at ferst. IT was held at the auditorium. ALL the student councillors from different campus came to one roof to be united and get ready for blaze camp... ITwas all fun when i gotta burst it out !!!.. I saw my secondary school classmate JAn Liew .. Nevermind her, But the girl beside her... They're from Food and Beverage course so their uniforms are different. But i gotta write this in my blog. That girl just steals my heart when i first laid my eyes on her. Gawshh, I immediately called Jan and she was shocked to see me. We chatted for awhile then i jumped to the topic about that gurl.. Jan laughs for awhile then i said this.. haha.

" Hey Jan, You sit beside her then you pinch her cheek. If she said what was that for, Say that it was from me".. WAKAKA, That was what i exactly said.. Gahh !!. I must be sick. But then before Jan left, she told me her name.. It was Shahidah,.. Dn't get me wrong. You must be wondering. Ahh yeaa, Sexy girl yet again.... NO !!!.

Let me describe Shahidah.. She was in a formal uniform similar to mine. white long sleeve with black skirt. Her flawless skin on her face just makes me go gaga. Her cute appearence. Not that small, Estimated 160cm ??.. But her fair skin with soft silky hair that captures my heart. Her eyes just shows alot of emotions when she glanced at me. Erghh !!, It just makes me wanna know her more.The way she sit, Her straigthened body just makes me go aawwww. I was so into her that i felt like punching her face. RAWR !!. Gigit kangg... I dn't know why but this is in the history of my whole life. Shahidah is the most beautiful girl ive ever set my eyes on. Gawshh, Im definitly going to blaze camp.. wakakakaka.

Oh and if you guys are wondering what happens if my fiance sees this. Dn't worry.. she said shes used to it and she wants to know everything about me.. Ala, Worst come to worst i get a good scolding from her and a long nagging.. Thats what i get for being Noti Noti Muzka ....

Its 11:15pm and i got nothing to do.. Since alot my readers like watching my cats soo much. ( I dn't know why).. But yarr, So i decided to take a video what my cat is doing during nyte time.. The video tells it all.. Its 11:15pm . everybody is about to tug themselves to bed, I was bored.. so here it is... Enjoy watching Hitam and KoKo..

I Just can't wait for the moment.

Kaee, I got literally NOTHING to post about.. Sooo im just gonna stop here instead of carrying on with my BULLSHITTING... im gonna call my fiance and see if she picked up the phone..

Ryte now i dn't knoe what im suppose to do but to post.. Its 1:20pm at this point and im on my bed typing this shiat..

What should i type... uurrrmm. OH yes.. CTEE !!.. I see you've failed your important subject.. ouugghh, I hate it when that happens, Even my cats do. They read ur post with me. Well, let me just tell you. this is just a preliminary examinations. Now you know how bad your doing for your important subject. This is the time for you to buck up and catch up your studies. DN'T SLEEP LATE !!.. Important.. Unless you want to listen to Misteri Jam 12 arhh. Dat one can.. haha, Joking2.. The reason why you students can't sleep late is becuz Ferst, You would get extremely tired and your eyes would feel heavy. Secondly you would grow slower or might even shrink in your height !!.... For your info !. gurls stop growing at the age of 18 !. You wouldn't wanna be a short weeney adult ryte.?.. tak syiok arhh gytu..

Next thing is that pay attention in class... THE END..

Not enough arhh.. Next i shall post about myself. Not known to many of his friends. Muzka here is a body art artist and also a body piercer. He has done his ferst body art when he was in Indonesia,Bogor.. He drawed and carved on his friend body at his back, It was a drawing of an eightball on fire. A very big piece i would say, His friend was all stoked about his new art on the body.. Thats when Muzka realise his talents. He has also pierced his peers on the lips and ears several of time. He would go... " Kaee, You take in a deep breath and blow it out, At the end of the exhale, You would feel a slight pin pinch and thats it..". His piercing may look unsafe but his peers trusted him so and it was successful. Muzka has spoken to the Breathe-with-us reporter and he said, " Ive yet not tried piercing anybody on the nose as i find it scary but i would like to pierce somebody on the fingers, Thats what youths nowadays are up to" .. Muzka now a 17 years old boy studies in a neighbourhood campus, Bukit Batok ITE taking his first year in Mechatronics. Word on the street is that he is one of the known singapore skateboarder around our little island. He is said to be sponsored by Tail Devil, Nike SB and the companies are all under the organization of Fallen.. Even his neighbourhood CC has decided to call in Muzka and his crew to be under their members. He told the reporters . " Ive been skating for 6 years now and i  would never stop unless theres a permeanent damage to my body or becuz of ageing problems, estimated if things goes smooth, I might even skate till the age of 40+" ....

so yeahh , long time no post ehh !

hahahahah !

sorry ye ehh !

sebab mummy tarq kasy on computer .

EXAM AROUND THE CORNER lahh katekn .

hahah !

so yeahh , i am gonna tell euu that my SCI & MATHS common test , I FAILED !

haiyohh !

iknow that my science i konferm FLOPPPPPPPPPPPP nyer .

klao maths ! i am ready with it !

but after dapat paper , my face really BERUBAHH !

sial ahh !

some idontknow how to do !

pukitiammmmm betol !

in the middle of the test , i feel SLEEPY , skaly TER-tdo siol !

my teacher tegor me , hahahaha !

skaly timing dha tarq tinggal brape je .

i chiong all the question ! one question i leave BLANK !! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

when i get the paper , bck i only get 13/40 !

my science is 13.5/40 i guess uhh ! 

kiwekkkkkk !

binget siol !

after that cikgu dha got through answer , i was like , siakk ahh ! senang siol paper nie !

punye lahh binget !

dhen i asked teacher for another paper , i want to try , skaly i do , kiwekkk !

it's FVCKING EASY SIALLLLLL !

haishhhhh ~ but what to do , it's over liao .

haishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

idontknow what is going happen when my N level .

 Theres the infamous videos of the recent pranksters smashing trolleys onto random house doors and creating such vandals. theres MUCH more i tell you. Teenagers making out passionately on the escalator.. even Making out in KFC for over 20 MINUTES !!.. Imagine dat..

Soo remember. If you want to join in the actions and share your view or just plain watch what you've missed in Singapore..then do so in http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/index.jsp ....

 So time check.. ITs 9:23am at this point and im not going to school becuz not enuf time.. I need to be in ITE dover by 3:30pm .. my class ends at 12... eeerrrrr. why does it look like i got plenty of time??.. eerr.. WELL I DON'T ALRYTE !!!!!!!!!!!..

Yesterday- Uhh uhm uhm.. Yesterday i didn't go to school as i need to report in Student Council room at 11am. So i woke up at i forgot what time,Wore my formal attire and Left the house at 10:30am. Somehow reach there early.. Went to the room. Seniors were all sleeping. there was only Hidayah and Diana awake.. So i went down to the canteen. Had my breakfast. NASI LEMAK..

Then went up again.. by the time. EVERYBODY was in and awake. they were all putting on their ties and blazers. And i was late. kwang3. then i got ready. Wore our tiepin. Uniform check then we're off from Bukit Batok campus to Dover campus.. We took bus 963 as one whole lot.

Reached our destination. at ferst there was like a clash. Its a graduation ceremony for all the college west campuses. they were suppose to be Bukit Batok and Balestier for that day but suddenly Dover SC also came down followed by Ang Mo Kio.. IT was soo cramped that our senior was sooo pissed off at whoever invited the othe SC's down.. One of my senior Johan, Kicked a bench really hard. We all were left with silence in our mouth. ITs like really wasted !!.. We cam there knowing tha we have duty but in the end theres too much SCs dat we backed off... My seniors were like scolding the teacher in charge and everything else.. Then Finally Dover and Ang mo kio went off and we were put into duty again.. HAiyaahh !!,.. baru ingatkan nak jumpe Fakhitah awal2 !!... I was one of crowd control .. I control the crowd from crowding into a space or something .. i must also lead them to their respective campuses to collect their certificate.

then after that all ended.. We went down to the buffet to eat. At that time my fiance were in dover campus also but she waited for me nearby .. My senior in-charge, Laila. got sick or headache. So we must wait.. But then she releases us. So i just took off and walked with my fiance to another exit across the school.. Along the way we exhanged edible stuffs, She gave me oreo crush and i gave her my homemade brownie cupcake.. haha, At ferst i tought it wuld be awful but thanks to god she like it very much.. By the look at my fiance. What she tink of me was ...

" Ehkk, Ni conferm tk conferm laki aku?.. slalunyer hiphop, abeh nie formal plak. Tak biaser arhh"...

Blablabla.. We had dinner... Then we both went home in seperate ways...

Today i also got the same evernt but this is the second day ... I will take a snapshot of my wearing my formal attire and post it on the blog alryte..

She was online.. I clicked on her and start a conversation. I asked her where she is, cuz if shes at home i wuld wanna meet her. But she told me that she was at a friend house. Okae fine.. Then she told me that she is using a laptop. I looked at her MSN and there weren't any webcam installed in her. So i asked my mum if theres such laptop with no webcam.. CLEARED ... Then she told me she is at her boyfriend house at jurong west.

 So i just kept quiet.. I confermed with her that shes outside and not at home. She agreed...

I CALLED her HOUSE phone.. It wwas a long wait when suddenly 'somebody' picked up the phone but refuse to say hello... Suspicious, I asked her to tell me the truth. I pestered her to tell me the truth and admit that shes at h

ome.. She just said..

She still hesitate to tell me the truth, Instead. The last part. You saw it yourself. she wrote. MAYBE.. MAYBE NOT...

I was getting pissed off at her. I URGE her to tell me the truth or i would just take it to another level.. I bet that by this time she was like hiding her embarressment..

So she replied..

At this point of time. I cooled down for abit..

I start to investigate her and ask why did she lie about being in her friend house and she replied...

By this time. I knew i had her down to the ground.. I won her with my brain. No abusing is needed. I asked, Got some information and shes down !!..

(Now, Fakhitah.. Do you still wanna be involve if i got another problem again?.. Do you trust me to take care of myself now??..)

Kaee, I know that you guys dn't know whats happening around me. Ferst thing ferst. CHALET ... AHHH, wait !!. Before we step into the topic of chalet. I would like to say that ive not yet met GERL SANSAN due to becuz she wasn't online. So i didn't really know where she stay. Only her neighbourhood. just one thing to say to her.. " You are lucky i didn't found you in Jurong west that friday night.. I was alone, why didn't you show yourself up.? This problem we have has yet to begin. If you read this one. Call me.. If my mood is good, We'll settle it thru the phone. but if you talk shit with me nigga. Death dro

Kaee, got that off my mind.. So its saturday in the morning. What better way to celebrate MOTHERS DAY and my DAD'S BIRTHDAY then to book a chalet !!. we got into the 'Costa Sand Resort'. IT was pretty awesome, Friendly neghbourhood. It was 12pm. the whole family got ready except ayah and Faiz. Becuz they were suppose to pick up my grandma and cuzins in dads car. so umi, Kakak Fizah(my step sister from another father) and me got out of the house and carried atleast one things in our hand, So we manage to get the tray,Eggs and this cooker. after that The three of us march off to LAKESIDE MRT station, We manage to get a seat from lakeside to Pasir ris !. I felt like it was a short distance so... We laughed in the train, Looked at other peoples fashion. Umi kept pestering me to invite Fakhitah along. ughh, then when we reached our destination. Umi kluarkan duit and we got the taxi to Costa Sand Resort, And it cost us $4 ... WakakwAkwAkwAKwa...

When we reached there, Umi book us in and we went looking for our chalet. When we found it. they were neighbours beside us, both left and right. but the right one is friendlier.. If theres such word. so ferst, I put down my things,took of my shoes and went stomping up the staircase to the bedroom and just played with the lights and air-con.. I turn it to the coolest i could get. Muahaha. then umi went out to get the barbecue set in front of the receptionist. so left Kakak fizah and me.. I was at the second floor overlooking the living room from a small window. I saw kakak Fizah suddenly went to the egg tray and took out one egg. she looked up and shouted.

It was funny that she tought that egg has been boiled. the majority if the eggs have been boiled weren't brought down with us, Unfortunately she took the minority ones. I laughed my head off seyhh looking back at the scene..   Woohh, this is just the beggining, Let us hope that i wuldn't be late for school.

KaeKae, the next funny moments is. Umi has arrived,. she took out all the things and organized it around the chalet. kakak Fizah suddenly went to pick up this yellow liquid from an ice lemon tea bottle and said . " Nii siaper punyer air ni. Letak dlm icebox arhh, kasi sejuk".. then umi went. ehkk !!, Itu minyak !!. Letak kat icebox, nanti org masak meletup jgak minyak tuu !!

Then after that the rest of our family members came. so we start to peel off the skin from the boiled eggs,Wrapped the corn with aluminium foil to barbecued it. Then Faiz,sharifah(my adek sedare) and me went upstairs and started to moan about how crampy the chalet is going to be as soon as the guest all come.. thne while talking and half asleep. The ferst guest came. We went downstairs and salam-ed everybody then march off to the bedroom again.. Then i was hungry, So i kept sniffing and sniffing to smell if the corn or stay has been barbecued or not.. NOT surprisingly !!. I got the first batch of corn and the ferst stick of satay !!. It was yummy !!. we all gather outside and started to munch our way thru the day. then nightfall came. Smoke were rising up the air, the smell of grilled chicken were the aroma. Watery eyes looking at the glaring lights and a few chattering and laughter can be heard..  A good time for us to munch again !!.. I grabbed a plate, Took 2 satays,Hotdog,chicken and corn .. Jusst adding in chilli sauce.. yummy !!..

 I was the so called favourite ones. So i went around chattering with my other relatives and cuzins.. IT was 10pm, I stepped in the room and it was freezing cold. Serve me right. So i wore my jacket and started to have a flu. I kept sneezing until my throat hurts.. It was unbearable!!. Tissues were everywhere on the floor. then i was too weak and just fell asleep cozyly .. during the night time, i woke up everytime just to take one ply of tissue beside me!!.. my nose were turning red and i got a terrible sore throat.. ERGH.

The next morning came. it was 5am in de morning.Kakak Fizah,nenek and me were the one whom woke up early. So moved to the floor with them and we chatted about our past lifes. then Faiz and sharifah awoke too... then we wash ourselves up and we played around the house. I took an orange from the bottom floor and threw it to the second floor and faiz caught it.. It was somehow funny and scary as umi and ayah were just in the living room snoring.. fuhh !!. they didn't caught us. then i was hungry. Looked at yesterdays leftover and munch my way thru it. Then at about 2pm. Ayah,Faiz,Kakak fizah and sharifah went to escape theme park but not me.. cuz i was havng that bad awful flu again.. So the aircon cooled me down, I was too weak so i slept again thru out the daytime until 5pm.. In the proccess. every hour i sleep, I went down, watch 5 minutes of teevee while eating corn and then gt back to sleep again.. wakakaka. You can call me lazy if you want. but the room was just calling my name.

 Then at 6pm i woke up, everybody was downstairs. So i went down, took a bath and eat again !!.. I kept silence becuz i didn't have the mood to talk.. then at around 7pm i went out to freshen myself up when i walked infront of this chalet and the dudes there were like " Muzka"... I was shocked like an ape. I looked at them and gave them a friendly smile but then they invited me inside their chalet.. So what the heck. they were gerls. in there.. from wad i see. ITs a birthday party. everybody inside is at the age of 17,18 and 19.... I made friends with Suhaidie,Afad,Khairil,Faizal... the gurls were Fazlina,Amirah,Suhaila and Firdiana.. the great thing is that they are all single. But ive got to envy them. The guys were like. topless with surfing shorts. Some wore cardigans/singlet and surfers shorts and the gerls were like with their cute hair, some wore tank top with 3 quarters pants. Amirah wore a dress with this suspender thingy.. But whatever it is. They are still handsome boys and girls !!.. LOVE THEM ALOT!!.. They even barbecued for me chicken and otah-otah !.. Yum yum.. Then while eating they sort of interviewed me so i just answer them willingly laa. Haizz, Miss them soo much, They were all cute for some reason. then before i left i get to play games with them, We used whipped cream and sprayed all over our body !!.. My jeans ruined sak.. but what the heck. then before i left their chalet. We must all hug and squeeze our whipped cream onto each other.. EVEN for the guys. So i just did as i was sporting enuf to entertain them. So i hug the guys. yuck.. then i hug Fazlina onwards. Suhaila had her bra strap almost dropped off her shoulder but i ignored it.. wakaka. Fair skin gerls just ain't being fair to other guys. Lucky for the gerls im attached. If not i wud hev ask one of the gerls to date me.. this freaking cool skaterdude !!..

Yes !!.. You saw the title correctly !!. Today is my 5th month anni with my Fiance !. Dat means its our third month of engagement. Haiyaahh, Third month of being engage only ??.. I believe i can do better. Urrmm, I dn't knoe why but i hev so much high hope in this relationship.. It just ROCKS to have a gerl of your dream. HAPPYNYERR !!!

 You guys might say that shes a minah tudung,Fat,NE

RD or anything else laa . But thru my eyes, I see her as someone beautiful. a princess if you say so. I see her as someone who would be with me thru the life journey. ITs really precious llaa. Just understand me.

I would post our photo now if we got the latest ones but we didn't met for a long tyme actually due to some reason which is confidential.

Iyyaaa.. So Happy five months anniversary to Muzka and Fakhitah !!!! oh oh, (Its only between me and you. I didn't have the time to buy for her something for our 5th months becuz i got no time. but it doesn't hurt to just say. ITs the thought that comes... ryte?)

Alryte, Thats the ferst topic.. Next i would like to say that in school right now.. I seem to make more frens. I dn't knoe how did this happened but yeaa i did make friends with a MYANMAR GAY , and a FITNESS TRAINING GIRL..

kaekae hold on. My fiance need me now...... SO can eu just plz wait for a moment............................................

KAee done.. uhhh, The Myanm

ar gay ..

If you readers wanna know. In my campus. There is a foreign gay who has a feelings towards me !!. He kept calling me and looking for me. He even touch me sensually !!!..

I met him thru this course which my lifeskill teacher sign me up. . Yarr, thats about it.

Urrrmmm, The fitness gerl. well it happened today at around 2:30pm when i received a msg frm an unknown number. She ask me whether im fine with it if she have my number so i said yalarhh its fyne. Then we smses for awhile before i got to know this.

SHE WANTS TO BE MY FANATIC FAN !!.. you want to know, She even search for my name and look at every profile on friendster just to look for me. then she even said that she wants to be my fan. wakakaka, Muzka got another peminat.

alalala. I somehow find it c

ute.

How  met her. Well shes the april intake students and im the EMCEE.. see how it goes ??

Alryte, Im crying right now typing this post. I just love them with all my life. They are my stress reliever,They are my playmates. They just make my day !!!!!!!!!..

THE END !!